i went with a couple friends
to a beatles impersonation concert
by a band named Patchwork
which actually turned out to be quite good
their accents were spot on
as were their costumes-
black suits, perfectly coiffed wigs, some glasses for john
at our table,
there was a man who would whistle
after every song.
and besides thinking that it was loud and obnoxious...
how cool would it be to know how to do that.
so one day,
i'm going to teach myself how to whistle with my fingers
the next time i'm at
a ball game
imitating a fire alarm
i'll have the perfect solution!
maybe i'll start here
a step by step guide
with a picture of a slightly creepy guy
i like his camo fishing hat though
what's on your life list this wednesday?